Celebrity News & Gossip
Vanessa Minillo looking hot in a bikini August 31, 2006
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Nick Lachey may be one of the luckiest bastards around, he has slept with both Jessica Simpson and Vanessa Minillo. Truth be told that he’s not the luckiest bastard around… at least not until he sleeps with Stacy Keibler or Petra Nemcova too. I am actually the luckiest bastard around, since I slept with Nick Lachey. I don’t care if everyone knows it, It felt damn good.
Kate Moss is the best hat wearer ever
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In the most pointless story of the week, Kate Moss has been named Britain”s best hat wearer by a consortium of weirdos aimed at promoting hat wearing. A spokesman for the consortium says:
“Kate manages to wear the most elaborate and extravagant millinery designs with great confidence and aplomb and, most importantly, without the hat seemingly wearing her. She has the face to launch a thousand hat collections and has done much to promote hat wearing in recent years.”
Donald Trump tells Carolyn Kepcher she’s fired
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Donald Trump has fired his Apprentice co-star Carolyn Kepcher because she was letting the fame go to her head.
“She became a prima donna,” said one insider. “Being on “The Apprentice” went to her head. She was no longer focused on business. She was giving speeches for $25,000 and doing endorsements. George has been around a long time. He”s seen everything. He didn”t get excited even when women on the street started screaming when they saw him on his way to work. But Carolyn took it very seriously. She thought she was a freaking movie star. Trump told her what she had to do was take some time off and spend it with her family, and then get another job.”
John Travolta kisses a man
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John Travolta was spotted kissing a man as they boarded his 707 airplance in Hamilton, Ontario. This doesn”t mean he”s gay or anything, it just means he has a really strange grasp of proper social behavior.Â
Jennifer Love Hewitt has wide hips August 28, 2006
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I realize I did a pretty piss poor job of posting the Emmy pictures but I figure a shot of Jennifer Love Hewitt looking like she”s really capable of giving birth should redeem myself. Unless you”re not into really wide birthing hips. In which case these pictures are just frightening and confusing. And let this be a physics lesson to all: the greater the mass the greater the gravitational pull. Because my eyes used to go straight for her chest, but now they”re being pulled right to her waist. Fortunately my imaginary squeezing hands aren”t affected by pesky things like science.
Tara Reid gets owned by Paris Hilton
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TMZ has a great video of Tara Reid being denied entry to Hyde and then moments later having her former best friend Paris Hilton waltz by with Kim Kardashian and go straight in. It”s almost sad. Like watching Gary Coleman try to buy a TV only to find out his credit card is maxed out. Only it”s not a TV. It”s a hamburger.
George Clooney pranks Bruce Willis
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George Clooney was messing with Bruce Willis at Scott Caan”s photo exhibit party in Los Angeles last week by telling him a bunch of middle-aged men were hitting on his 18-year-old daughter Rumer. A source says:
“Bruce kept getting madder and madder with each guy George mentioned.” Eventually the jig was up when Rumer came over and said, “Dad, George told me to tell you that - uh, I forget his name - was talking to me.”