Celebrity News & Gossip

Kate Hudson was spotted at a Miami beach yesterday frolicking around in a black bikini. And I forget my official stance on her but I believe it”s along the lines of excessive drooling. Unless you count this picture, in which case hysterical laughter might be more appropriate. And I know she”s very completely insane, but looking as good as she does has to count for something. Besides, there aren”t any laws against stuffing a sock in her mouth during sex to prevent her from talking. Trust me, I”ve done the research. And by “research” I mean “looking up pornography all day on the internet.”