Celebrity News & Gossip
Britney Spears’ boobs are out of control November 29, 2006
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If I was Britney Spears” left boob I”d try to make a break for it too. You”d be better off hitching a ride on a crashing plane than this human train wreck. More of Britney Spears” boobs yearning for freedom after the jump. 
Kevin Federline cheated on Britney Spears with a porn star
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Star magazine claims Kevin Federline was having an affair with former porn star Kendra Jade a month before Britney Spears filed for divorce from him. The two met in Las Vegas in December 2005 while Britney was visiting her family in Lousiana and apparently stayed in touch to have sex.
“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends” apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” a source told the tab. “Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!” Now that K-Fed is a single guy, will he and Jade become a couple? Not likely, says the source, explaining, “They”re just friends who have sex.” When contacted for comment by Star, Jade said only, “I”m in a committed relationship.”
Lindsay Lohan kicked out of the big girl’s club
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Looks like this harrowing saga just keeps going. Sunday evening Lindsay claimed Paris hit her with a drink at a house party, saying:
“[Paris Hilton] hit me last night for no reason, apparently, at my friend”s house, and I didn”t know she”d be there, and she hit me, and she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me, and it hurts, and it”s not okay.”
Then Monday morning she was seen with Britney and Paris outside the Beverly Hills Hotel and changed her story to:
“Paris never hit me. She”s my friend. Everyone lies about everything. … Please, stop trying to make us hate each other.”
And now it”s being reported that later that same day the two blew up at each other at Hyde, with Paris yelling at Lindsay:
“You”re a fucking coked-out whore; don”t ever say you”re my friend again!”
And as Paris and Britney headed back to Paris”s house after the incident, paparazzi recorded someone who sounds like Paris screaming:
“Tell that Firecrotch she”s no longer welcome!”
I”ve run out of things to say about these three so I put up a shot of Britney and Paris looking about as close to lesbian lovers as is possible without tongue kissing.
Cameron Diaz talks about marriage, her new nose
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On yesterday”s Ellen, Cameron Diaz explained she”s too scared of committment to marry Justin Timeberlake even though they”ve been dating for four years. And last night on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno she talked about her nose job, saying she got it because she couldn”t breathe out of her right nostril after breaking her nose several times from surfing.
“It”s not cosmetic, it”s for breathing purposes,” she told Leno. “They”re going to go in and fix the bone so the deviated septum is no longer blocked.” She insisted “you won”t notice… it”s not cosmetic.”
Hilary Duff is single November 28, 2006
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Hilary Duff and Joel Madden have broken up after two and half years together. Madden made an appearance at Enclave in Chicago Wednesday night and allegedly told clubgoers he and Duff had split. His band”s manager confirmed the split, saying:
“I can indeed confirm that Joel is single. We are not going to elaborate on Joel”s personal life but I will say they have split.”
Owen Wilson to propose to Kate Hudson
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Rumors are spreading that Owen Wilson is getting ready to propose to Kate Hudson after he was spotted shopping for an engagement ring Friday with his mom at the Harry Winston in Dallas.
“They were looking at a huge, pear-shaped, flawless diamond engagement ring,” said our witness. Though the bauble was an engagement band, a rep for Wilson said, “Owen”s mother was looking for jewelry for herself.”
I was gonna post some pictures of Owen Wilson but I figured you”d rather see some old shots of Kate Hudson in a bikini than a documented butt licker.
Nicole Richie pisses off PETA
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The fashion gurus at PETA have named Nicole Richie their worst dressed celebrity.
“This pelt-wearing party girl is all animal skin and bones,” notes the animal rights group. “She”s an incredible shrinking woman with the heart to match.” Ashley Olsen is the runner-up. “Wearing fur does add 20 pounds,” PETA says, “but if Ashley wants to fill out her frame, we suggest using a fork instead.” “Desperate Housewives” star Eva Longoria also made the worst dressed list. Opines PETA: “You”d think she”d be more sympathetic to the plight of rabbits considering the way she screws around like one on Wisteria Lane.”
