Celebrity News & Gossip
Britney Spears is busting out July 31, 2007
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The newly single Britney Spears was spotted picking up her bodyguard/manny Daimon Shippen in Pasadena yesterday. It”s nice to see she”s finally wearing a bra, but doesn”t this kind of defeat the purpose? I can”t believe this woman is actually responsible for raising two human beings. Her kids would get better parenting if I threw them in a campfire.
Tara Reid shows off her gorgeous abs July 17, 2007
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Tara Reid showed up on a Malibu beach yesterday still sporting the world”s most disgusting stomach. There”s a pretty simple solution if your stomach looks like this: don”t go outside. Or at least not in a bikini. If my stomach looked like this I wouldn”t even take off my shirt to shower.
Kirsten Dunst is a fox
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Kirsten Dunst was spotted leaving the Groucho Club in London looking like the beautiful princess that she is. I wish I could sweep her off her feet and marry her, then we”d spin around on a hill top shouting our love for each other.
Jon Lovitz beats up Andy Dick
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Jon Lovitz beat up Andy Dick last week at the Laugh Factory after Dick made a comment about the murder of Lovitz” SNL friend, Phil Hartman. Apparently last year Andy Dick went up to Jon Lovitz and, according to Lovitz, “looked at me and said, “I put the “Phil Hartman hex” on you - you”re the next one to die.” I said, “What did you say?” and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don”t hit women.” Then when the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, Lovitz was expecting an apology for the comment and when he didn”t get one he flipped out. Page Six reports:
Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, “Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose.” Lovitz told Page Six, “All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole.”
Kim Kardashian Miami bikini pictures July 16, 2007
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If you”re anything like me, you immediately jumped at the idea of Kim Kardashian in a bikini, hoping you might get a better shot of that thing she calls an ass. But alas, it wasn”t meant to be. She covers up amazingly well for somebody who seems so proud of her butt.
Cameron Diaz Malibu bikini pictures
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Cameron Diaz has one of the most confusing bodies on the planet. I can”t figure out if it”s sexy or horrifying or both.
Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell get married
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Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O”Connell got married on Saturday in a western-themed ceremony on their ranch in Los Angeles. And I hope they have a happy marriage and all that, but this is just confusing. Rebecca Romijn is a former Victoria”s Secret and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model. And Jerry O”Connell? Well he showed up to his wedding in a gray suit and sneakers.